I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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