omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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