Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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