I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Damn victory sex feels great
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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