problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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