She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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