Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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