she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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