I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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