better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
ttyl tear gas
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
