Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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