Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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