And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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