I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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