Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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