All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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