That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
someone owes me an orgasm
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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