I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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