Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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