Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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