Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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