im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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