He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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