So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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