party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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