you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
