What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just invented taco cereal.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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