do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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