But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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