He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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