Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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