singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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