Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Randomize
