Midget sex pt 2 tonight
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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