hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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