And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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