She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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