Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I am available for nakedness
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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