Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
time to smoke my breakfast
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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