I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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