This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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