I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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