I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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