my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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