Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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