Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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