i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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