please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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