This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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