Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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