She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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