I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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