Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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