I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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