The maid of honor just puked.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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