I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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