Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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