and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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