I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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